Am I Woo Woo?
By Ben Polzin
Something I’ve been hearing a lot lately is “You aren’t one of those woo-woo crystal people are you?” and the answer is “Hell the fuck yes I am!”
At any given moment, I’m holding onto the energies of at least 4-5 types of crystals to help me encounter whatever I have that day. Every morning I have a coffee meditation where I drink my coffee, smoke a bowl (or 12), and light my palo santo to get rid of all the previous days bull shit. Does it work? I don’t know, but it smells delicious and its for me and thats all that matters.
Will I blame everything I possibly can on Mercury retrograde? Absolutely. Its the reason that pair of shorts I bought ripped within the first week of wearing. I literally signed a contract with chaos and invited that rip into my life by making such a harsh decision during retrograde. Do I know what Mercury retrograde means? No, but my fave meme account tells me I need to be careful during it SO I KNOW I NEED TO BE. If there is one thing sacred in this day and age, it's a dank meme account.
Can I communicate with Birds? I mean yes I can, like we understand each other and comprehend each other but we don’t exactly speak the same language. Does that make me woo-woo? Yes It does, and again I’m absolutely okay with that.
I’ve also been working on communicating with my cats, I’m pretty sure its working. I think we underestimate the fact that they’re around us listening to english all day, LIKE THEY DON’T PICK UP ON WHAT SHIT MEANS? I know they do.
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